I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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