I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Randomize
