And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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