she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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