I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
home. puking in laundry basket.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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