Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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