There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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