Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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