garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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