Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
