I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I wish I only lived at night.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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