Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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