things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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