Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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