Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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