Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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