I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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