I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Randomize
