On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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