Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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