But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
