I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
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