No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I love you.
Bad choice
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