sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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