Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
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