god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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