Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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