Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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