this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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