We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I'm like, not good at living.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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