S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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