Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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