Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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