were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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