My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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