Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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