Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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