im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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