i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Help. Why am I so naked?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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