woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
there is puke in my bra ... again
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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