I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
false alarm, still single
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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