Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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