i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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