There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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