Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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