physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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