I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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