More tranny stories later!
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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