BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
