You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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