Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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