no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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