In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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