I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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