I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I need to sanitize my soul.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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