He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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