We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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