Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
