I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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