I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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